The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (Feat. Akon)

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (Feat. Akon)

sometimes, something beautiful happens in this world

you don't know how to express yourself so... you just gotta sing!

I just had sex! and it felt so good

a woman let me put my penis insider of her

I just had sex! and I'll never go back

to the not-havin'-sex days of the past

have you ever had sex

I have it felt great it felt so good when I did it with my penis 

a girl let me do it, literally just happend 

havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest 

never guess where I just came from I had sex! 

if I had to describe the feeling, it was the best!

when I had the sex, my penis felt great

and I called my parents right after I was done

oh hey, didn't see you there. 

guess what I just did!

had sex, undressed saw her boobies and the rest

(was sure nice of her to let you do that thing) 

nice of any girl ever, now sing! 

I just had sex! and it felt so good 

a woman let me put my penis insider of her

I wanna tell the world!

to be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

doesn't really make sense but man, screw it

I ain't one to argue with a good thing

she could be my wife (that good?) 

the best 30 seconds of my life!

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 

cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure

with that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better 

cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater 

so this one is dedicated to them girls

that let us flop around on top of them 

if you're near or far, whether short or tall 

we wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

she kept lookin' at her watch (doesn't matter, had sex!) 

but i cried the whole time (doesn't matter, had sex!)

I think she might've been a racist (doesn't matter, had sex!) 

she put a bag on my head (still counts!)

I just had sex and my dreams came true! (dreams came true)

so if you had sex in the last 30 minutes, then you're qualified to sing with me!!

I just had sex (everybody sing!)

and it felt so good! (we all had sex!) 

a woman let me put my penis inside of her (i wanna tell the whole world!) 

I just had sex! and I'll never go back (never go back!)

to the not-havin'-sex days of the past 

Feel So Great